(humor) Me: Making coffee. Make one for the little old lady as well. Walk into t

(humor)

Me: Making coffee. Make one for the little old lady as well. Walk into the living room. Set it down on the table by her chair.

Little Old Lady: “Sometimes you’re such a wonderful son. Even if it’s only by mistake.” (laughter)

Me: Halts. Picks up her coffee, and puts it on the table across the room from her.

Her: (laughs harder)

Me: I Sit. Start typing. Sigh.