May 2, 2020, 7:01 PM Things I know how to do that seem to work. – Be funny. – Be affectionate. – Be supportive constantly – Listen when necessary – Be a gentleman when necessary. – Make her look good to her friends. – Be tasteful. – Make money. – Fix things. – Lift heavy things. – Be scary when necessary. – Make her coffee. – Rub her feet. – Wash her hair. – Feed her chocolate – Bring flowers. – Buy her clothes. – Cook (a lot) – Do Laundry. Dust. Vacuum. Sew buttons etc now and then. Things I know I do that don’t seem to work. – Avoid shopping without threats of bodily harm. – Forget everything it’s possible to forget. (Everything) – Leave my clothes next to the bed. – Pile papers and books on my desk. – Forget to turn off CEO-Me – Forget to turn off Philosopher-Me – Pretend I don’t know the answer or how to do it. – Ignore all attempts to ‘alter my priorities’ – Express more frustration at being interrupted. – Fail to ignore stupidity – Appreciate beautiful women now and then.
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