Little old lady: “I can’t eat that whole sandwich! Can’t you make a small sandwi

Little old lady: “I can’t eat that whole sandwich! Can’t you make a small sandwich?”

Me: “I’m trying to fatten you up for the monsters – you’ll be better bait – so far it’s not working.”

Little old lady: “You know that the monsters are afraid of me. it won’t work.”

Me: “I’m a scientist. I’ll keep running experiments until I discover a way.”