(Humor) Me: Kitchen. Huge cutting board. Cutting up and trimming 25 lbs of pork

(Humor)

Me: Kitchen. Huge cutting board. Cutting up and trimming 25 lbs of pork loin. Got it on sale, two bucks a pound.

Me: working on the end bit, trimming silver, for pork chili.

little old lady: (over my shoulder) “That’s skill. You’re good at that.”

me: “Thanks. You should see me with the human bodies.”

little old lady: “I wondered where you learned that.” (walks away).

sigh. lol