(Little old Lady: “Ooh. James Marsden. I’d like to take him to a hotel, mmm….

(Little old Lady: “Ooh. James Marsden. I’d like to take him to a hotel, mmm…. and right to bed.”

Me: (laughing) “Why isn’t it ok when I say “I wonder if I could get her to spend a week in five star hotel with me?”

Little Old Lady “Because mine is all imagination, and yours is a possibility.”

Me: (laughing) “I think you mean ambition – not possibility.”)