Little Old Lady. Morning. Ritual: “the Tease Curt by Stealing his Coffee when he

Little Old Lady. Morning. Ritual: “the Tease Curt by Stealing his Coffee when he’s not looking game.”

Me: “Mom. Where is my coffee?”

Her: “What?”

Me: “Do I have to discipline you this morning?”

Her: “Ha. You’re a wus. You can’t discipline anybody.”

Waits till I’m writing. Seals my coffee, water, headphones, or unplugs my laptop.

It’s like she can’t start her day without getting a reaction out of me. lol

Crazy old ladies. Grandmother was the same. Always up to mischief. Playing cards? If she starts giggling, it’s because she cheated openly, obviously, right in front of your face – and you didn’t notice. Not because she wants to win. But because she wants to mess with you.

Women in my family are dangerous in a totally adorable way.