(Twisted Humor Via a Friend) —“When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I’m like “uh o

(Twisted Humor Via a Friend)

—“When a guy tells me he owns a gun, I’m like “uh oh what’s wrong with your d_ck?”—(Chick)

—“Last time I tried to use my d_ck on a home intruder I got in way more trouble. The cops were pretty upset, the intruder needed counseling, and I’m on a list. … So, … just use a gun.”—(Dude)