AN ALTERNATIVE TO TESTIMONIALISM AND WARRANTY by Jon Davis (Humor) I propose sev

AN ALTERNATIVE TO TESTIMONIALISM AND WARRANTY

by Jon Davis

(Humor)

I propose several things to fix the divide in the country. Mandatory IQ checks. You’re freedom of speech is restricted upon where you fall IQ wise.

There would be tiers.

– Tier 1 you can talk about anything.

– Tier 2 you can talk about anything, but you have to give a disclaimer that you’re tier 2 when talking about science, politics, or religion.

– Tier 3 you can not talk about science, politics, or religion.

– Tier 4 you you can not talk about anything except what crayons taste like

– Tier 5 you are permanently muzzled and denied access to the internet

Enforcement of these tiers will create jobs and stimulate the economy

All people must go to race workshops where their skin will be painted the same color as everyone else. Weekly touch ups are mandatory. This will also create jobs and stimulate the economy

The police force will be comprised primarily of people that have been drafted for a month at a time. The draft will be selected by a lottery. A certain amount of money can be spent every month to avoid this lottery. Bringing in more tax revenue to be used to balance the budget and knock out the debt.

(rotfl….)