Thomas Beesley
May 6 ·
How IQ works:
Simplified from the explanation by Curt Doolittle
Below 100 you’re basically a retarded burden to society. But the world needs garbage men so…
100-105 you can build Ikea furniture.
105-115 you use Ikea furniture in your cubicle 9-5 job. You probably also own a lot of Ikea furniture.
115-130 you’re an engineer designing Ikea furniture… on better furniture.
130-140 you’re pondering the philosophical reasons why people buy Ikea furniture, and write a book like Fight Club.
140+ You’re either stalking Ikea scoping out your next serial murder victim, or you’re a Genius who only goes to Ikea for the Swedish meatballs.
Source date (UTC): 2017-08-19 00:55:00 UTC
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