(sarcasm) (returning ridicule) (stupid stuff) We can tell the size of your vag f

(sarcasm) (returning ridicule) (stupid stuff)

We can tell the size of your vag from the size of your Perlicue. Big hands on a woman are a really bad thing. Something only aggressive horse riding or three times daily kegel exercises can only slightly improve. You can tell the amount of testosterone in a man by the size of his index finger relative to his middle and ring finger. Shorter the index finger the better. You can tell the size of a man’s penis by the size of his hands and feet, and the girth by the size of his chest.. However, you can’t tell the crazy factor of a woman without listening to the kinds of criticisms she makes – which means you (name withheld) are an absolute lunatic to avoid at all costs. You have high crazy factor, a high cat-picture factor, very few self image photos – a sign of female self hatred – and a lousy friend’s list – a sign of undesirability. And worst of all, a resting-bitch-face. Which explains why.

( Look don’t trash talk me. I find it inspiring and amusing.)