“Who CAN be trusted with literary interpretation? I don’t trust people who are d

—“Who CAN be trusted with literary interpretation? I don’t trust people who are dumber than me, because they are idiots. And I don’t trust people who are smarter than me, because they are probably up to something. I can’t necessarily say what, but they seem shady. People who are exactly as intelligent as me are probably alright, but only if they are related closely enough.”— Ely Harman

(classic) lol

Ergo. “Calculation.”