(humor) —“Originally my wife considered me an “Aspie” which I protested. A sho

(humor)

—“Originally my wife considered me an “Aspie” which I protested. A short while later, after having asked her to write it down, I realized she meant “asshole” not “Aspie” so I was in full agreement but I did ask her expand on why I should care. Her only comment to that was, “what an asshole”.”–James Santagata

Tell her you’re a man. Her ability to NOT be an asshole is a privilege created by men on her behalf.