( I love Apple. Sure, I pay my 300 bucks when I buy the computer, and two years

( I love Apple. Sure, I pay my 300 bucks when I buy the computer, and two years later, I take in my machine, get a new battery, a new display, and new keyboard – in four hours – without fear that the moron with do more damage than good, install a lousy part, lose my data, or make me wait two weeks. )