OMG. I love beautiful code. And yeah, I’m writing f—king BEAUTIFUL code. It’s ok. I know beautiful code. I’m not looking for opinions. Art is art and human sh-t fingerpainting is just sh-t fingerprinting with tools. And saying so makes me feel better. I’ve been frustrated for a while. So I just had to get all that exasperation off my chest with this (bullshit) being pumped out by FB/Google. But React’s renderer, and Mobx’s observer (watches for changes in the state of data) are (at least architecturally) just like writing 3d video games. (or sprite games, or text games for that matter). I still haven’t chosen the async processing method yet. I mean, I don’t know why I can’t specify what the rest of the app should wait for and what not (what’s serializable and what’s async) but I can’t find a simple (meaning transparent) declarative method. So my gut tells me (at the moment) that I’m going to handle that myself rather than use one of these (bullshit and incompetent) methods that are rolling around the ’new age’ generation of snowflake programmers..…. WTF are they teaching people in university these days? I feel like the sun-wrinkled engineer looking up at the building and saying… um…. you know, those who are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it…. I mean, what kind of ass designs a glass building with a concave surface large enough to melt cars parked on the street? (BTW: did you see the building collapse from a fire in Tehran the other day? Just like the WTC, you can see the first floor collapse from heat, then cause a domino effect as each floor collapsed faster and faster and brought down the whole building? it doesn’t take much people. VIBRATION is enough. There is no difference between the floors of a building and the tacoma narrows bridge. Shit-in-motion-is-waaaaaay-‘heavier’ than shit-not-in-motion. F—k… I need another planet. The f—king zombies are dangerous. And they don’t know they’re zombies…. And in case your IQ is too low to catch the parallel, I’m drawing an analogy between the fire created by new-age-ignorance, and those floors collapsing sequentially because of the structure of the code…. yeah. I know. I usually leave those little jumps for others to find, as little easter eggs for smart people. But right now I’m feeling like I need to lecture the mentally disabled – just ‘cause it’s cathartic. Otherwise I’m going to just have to start hitting people with wooden clubs so that they have some sense of consequentialism.
Source date (UTC): 2017-01-27 11:45:00 UTC
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