I’ve been using the tactic of introducing the topic of Strippers in any conversa

I’ve been using the tactic of introducing the topic of Strippers in any conversation that I want to derail, for … I dunno. Maybe ten years? Works flawlessly. Arguments, Uncomfortable conversations. Stupid conversations. Meetings that are going nowhere and need to end. But there is an art to it. Because you’re telling everyone they’re stupid, and you’re sort of being offensive. So you can’t introduce any sleaziness into it. You’ve got to run with the absurdity of it on absurdity alone. By keeping a straight face. Sort of like you’re recommending ordering a Pizza.