(humor from another thread) “Why did she ditch you on OK Cupid after agreeing to

(humor from another thread)

“Why did she ditch you on OK Cupid after agreeing to a date?”

Multiple Choice Question:

1) Her husband found out.

2) Her boyfriend found out.

3) Her girlfriends disapproved when she showed them your profile

4) She used fake profile photos and couldn’t bear getting caught.

5) She got a better offer from a guy with more cash, bigger biceps, or a squarer jaw.

6) She got a better offer from her BFF: reruns and pizza

7) she was too shy to say no in the moment, so she avoided conflict by saying yes and then deleting the profile

8) she finds being completely alone and not involved romantically to be much easier so until she finds the exact traits for procreation she rather read.

9) She decided you weren’t worth the effort – any effort.

10) She found out about your criminal record

11) She’s 15 and that’s why you were even able to get her attention, and she can’t afford the cab fare to the date location.

12) She’s a prostitute and figured you didn’t understand the real deal

13) She’s a 330 pound unemployed 54-year-old male that has twenty of these fake profiles going, and keeps score of the suckers on a white board, and will share a photo of it on twitter next month.