Seriously. Megan (Friends). I live in a hotel for the same cost you probably pay

Seriously. Megan (Friends). I live in a hotel for the same cost you probably pay for your apartment. I work about 12-16 hours a day on two jobs: tech and philosophy. I have a little trouble sleeping so I need to spend more hours in bed to get 8 hours of rest. I’m about 10-12 pounds overweight because of the overwork and stress the past two years. It may SEEM like I go out and party every night but it’s more like once or twice a month. It might seem like I go through tons of women, but I am just a guy with a little money who doesn’t want anything from pretty girls – and who is kinda funny and interesting also. I drink about twice a month. And it takes 200ml to put me to sleep. I have the usual issues with my overactive immune system, and I do take a prescription for my autistic tunnel vision, and I’m not getting younger, but really I look at least five years younger than I am, and I probably act like I’m 30. I have interesting shit to say because there is an enormous amount of accumulated nonsense in my head from years of working on a hard problem, and working through real problems in real life. But my life is not interesting to be around. I mean, not unless you want to watch me type all day while sipping on coffee, tea, and water. I’m just hella good at dinner parties. 😉 (And some other things…)