OK. Wait. (I am completely incompetent at the moment). If they make 100ml straight gin (extra dry) martinis, and I have two of them. And a shot is about 25ml. That means I had 8 shots of gin, right?
OMFG. They’re trying to kill me. Really. It’s a fucking conspiracy.
Me and one Swedish guy. You know that means trouble! We started talking religion. OMFG. He says I”m not catholic. Don’t try to discuss religion when drunk. Especially with a swede or a german. It’s fucking hopeless. These people think psychology is meaningful. WTF am I supposed to do!
Igor, Ivan, Nassar … you will pay for this. You will. Seriously. You’re my FRIENDS and you get me DRUNK and you ENJOY IT.
It’s like… Hey! Lets wind up the Doolittle!
Sigh.
Source date (UTC): 2016-03-02 17:36:00 UTC
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