For the past four years I have carried around this white USB port in my bag. And

For the past four years I have carried around this white USB port in my bag. And about every month or so I think I don’t use it so I shouldn’t carry it. And then today I need it to work, and of course I can’t find it.

Elves. I’m telling you that the elves do it. That the origin of elves. The troublemakers that prank you in the house. Damn.

The best thing that happened to them was the spread of belief that they don’t exist.