I just can’t live in a bigger city. Just can’t do it. (a) too loud, too dirty, a

I just can’t live in a bigger city. Just can’t do it. (a) too loud, too dirty, and (b) too much bacteria, virus, and disease everywhere. (c) public transportation is exhausting, noisy, rude, disease carrying, and filthy. (d) too far to travel to get to it for work, too far to travel to get out of it for leisure. (e) shopping is the same everywhere now, and I’ve already owned everything a man can rationally want to own. And aside from a Porsche, ralph lauren clothes, and a fancy computer, the only other thing I want is good relationships, good restaurants, and time.

A car ride of 25 minutes helps you relax and change from work to home context and visa versa. It’s sanitary assuming you’re sanitary. It’s relatively quiet, air conditioned, and filled with your news, audio book, news or even video (ahem).

A city where you can walk without public transportation, that isn’t too loud, or too dirty is perfect.