Um. Here. I’ll help you: You MAJOR in something EMPIRICAL because that’s the dem

Um. Here. I’ll help you: You MAJOR in something EMPIRICAL because that’s the demarcation between repeating high school and paying for university. You Minor in philosophy so that you remain skeptical of man and his empiricism – including yourself. And you take classes in things you might wanna do.

Not the other way ’round. Ever.