“MY BROTHER KEEPS A HUMAN HEAD IN HIS CLOSET” I have this enormous hard drive, a

“MY BROTHER KEEPS A HUMAN HEAD IN HIS CLOSET”

I have this enormous hard drive, and use it to play movies at random in the background while I’m working. So I’m typing away and I hear a young boy’s voice say:

“My brother keeps a human head in a bag in his closet.

Every few days it’s a new head.

Usually they’re women.

One time he had a man’s head in there.

I was going bowling with my friend David.

And I needed the bag, to use the ball.

So I took it with permission.”

“Found” (2012) – Todd Rigney (novel), Scott Schirmer (screenwriter)

Well, you know, as an attention getter, it beats “it was a dark and stormy night” by a long shot.

lol