Dear China. We just want our white. You can have all of Siberia back, if we can

Dear China.

We just want our white. You can have all of Siberia back, if we can get europeans from the Urals west. Besides that’s where all the oil is. And that’s all we really need anyway. So can we work out a deal, that you get all the Asians and we get all the Whites, and then we’re all happy and these fucking crazy Russians will be out of both of our hairs?

Thanks in advance.

Curt.