(There are two, drunk, hot, half-naked young women in my bed. And, for what it’s

(There are two, drunk, hot, half-naked young women in my bed. And, for what it’s worth, I had no impure thoughts. I have done nothing unbecoming a gentleman. I haven’t even taken photos. And when they invited me to sleep in the middle I chose the couch. I am either a saint or an idiot. Or maybe both. lol But at this stage of my life I prefer to avoid ‘complexities’. 🙂 )