Fascinating. You know, in person I’m nothing like my writing. I can’t get over t

Fascinating.

You know, in person I’m nothing like my writing.

I can’t get over the shock on people’s faces as they meet me for the first time, and discover that I’m a short, jovial, friendly, silly, gentle guy, when they expected some serious, tall, deep voiced, angry, redneck tyrant.

Eh… I’m a hamster. I like hugs, cuddles and cookies and stuff.

The only thing worth being serious about is money. 😉