WHAT IF I ENGAGED IN CRITIQUE TOO? (ridiculing libertarians) “Rothbardian Libert

WHAT IF I ENGAGED IN CRITIQUE TOO?

(ridiculing libertarians)

“Rothbardian Libertarianism: Feel-Good religion for betas.”

“Libertarianism: Social-Pseudoscience for aspies.”

“Libertarian alpha wanna-be’s: The data’s the data: libertarians don’t get laid as much as conservatives and a lot less than liberals. Libertarianism is just an outlet for the sexual frustration of undesirable nerds.”

“Believing in liberty and praying for liberty are indistinguishable in their results. Wanting and believing are excuses for not acting. They’re a convenient way of doing nothing and feeling good about it.”

“You cant sell rothbardian libertarianism to anyone with any moral intuition. You’d have to be ignorant and autistic to be susceptible to that kind of snake oil sale. but apparently a few percentage points of the population are unintuitive, ignorant and autistic enough to be sold pseudoscience.”

“Libertarianism as rejection of reality: Makes sense right? Why would you choose the Continental rationalist equivalent of Buddhism, as a means of providing yourself with psychological comfort other than because your intellectual abilities are actually not socially or reproductively desirable?”

“Libertarianism is for pussies: if you really wanted liberty then you’d get a pack of people together and do something about it. But given that libertarians are largely social outcasts and wimps, they can’t. So they just read about it and whine a lot in the hope that some conservatives will come along and rescue them.”

“The anarcho capitalist research program into the replacement of monopoly bureaucracy with competing private institutions has been fruitful. The libertarian ideological program to implement that institutional solution has been an utter failure by every measure possible.”

“Libertarianism: the pretense of aristocracy for the weak. Sorry, but you can play intellectual dress-up but that doesn’t make you a warrior. It just means you have to earn a hell of a lot more money to get laid half as frequently as carpenter or electrician.”

PROPERTARIANISM (action) vs LIBERTARIANISM (Prayer)

“Liberty is the result of the organized application of violence to obtain that liberty by denying others access to that which we have obtained by our efforts. The only people who have earned liberty are those that have purchased it with their efforts. The only effort that earns one liberty in exchange with others, is the organization and application of violence to deny others access to the product of our efforts. Everyone else is merely a free rider – at best irrelevant, and at worst a thief. “

CLOSING

Now, that’s the kind of stuff I would do if I was just relying on sentiments. It’s fun. Really. Its incredibly easy. I can do it all day long. And others can use it over and over again. But I stick to analytic arguments. And maybe that’s wrong. Maybe that’s what I’m doing wrong. 😉

So why am I trying to save this miserable failed nonsense from it’s own imminent demise? Eh.. Loyalty is a core conservative value. It’s genetic. I can’t help myself.

lol (god that was fun. Now, back to work on serious stuff.)