(funny)(off color) (I’m taking bets on how many drunk and half naked women end u

(funny)(off color)

(I’m taking bets on how many drunk and half naked women end up sleeping in my apartment tonight. Given the number of them going to the party, I’m betting something under four. We can sort of do six before I have to resort to the couch, and at seven I have to endure all the teasing when ask the hotel to put me up for the night. I know most of them so barring any unforeseen accidents I’m guessing it’ll be two or three. Which means I will get a morning worth of peace having brunch on my own looking over the Dnieper from the Fairmont, before a phone call that asks me to find the local variant of plop-plop-fizz-fizz before I come home. )