CULTURAL HUMOR (SANITIZED) My opinion: Ukrainian women are the not only the most

CULTURAL HUMOR (SANITIZED)

My opinion: Ukrainian women are the not only the most beautiful, but the most elegant and noble women in the world. Femininity is power. It is a power we men don’t have. This list doesn’t do the difference justice. It’s from a guy who wrote a book traveling here. But it’s a crass and humorous illustration of what is really a profound, gracious and elegant difference.

American girl: “What do you do?”

Ukrainian girl: “Why are you in Ukraine?”

American: Asks you to buy a drink

Ukrainian: Expects you to buy a drink

American: Flip flops because they’re comfortable

Ukrainian: High heels because men like them

American: 20 pounds overweight

Ukrainian: 5 pounds underweight

American: Looking for a stable career

Ukrainian: Looking for a stable husband

American: Won’t shut up

Ukrainian: Won’t open up

American: Hates makeup

Ukrainian: Qualified to be a makeup artist

American: Obsessed with celebrities

Ukrainian: Obsessed with money

American: Knows how to heat chicken nuggets

Ukrainian: Knows how to cook meals passed on from her grandmother

American: Pretends to be a porn star in bed

Ukrainian: Pretends to be a virgin in bed

American: Complains there are no good men

Ukrainian: Complains you didn’t buy her flowers

American: Feels uncomfortable with silence

Ukrainian: Feels uncomfortable with too much chatter

American: Treats you like a coworker

Ukrainian: Treats you like the master of her life

American: Relationship gets worse after first sex

Ukrainian: Relationship gets better after first sex

American: Never traveled but thinks she knows the world

Ukrainian: Never traveled and insecure about it

American: Obsessed with Apple

Ukrainian: Obsessed with Apple

American: Goes to supermarket in pajamas

Ukrainian: Goes to supermarket in mini skirt

American: Dresses like a bum even though she has money

Ukrainian: Dresses flashy even though she has no money

American: Sees men as misogynists who have institutional privilege

Ukrainian: Sees men as a bridge to a better life

American: Will believe anything you tell them

Ukrainian: Human lie detector

American: Pretend she’s strong and independent

Ukrainian: Knows she’s fragile and weak

American: Brags about dating multiple guys at the same time

Ukrainian: Brags about gifts that rich men bought her

American: Thinks lawyer are boring

Ukrainian: Thinks lawyers are accomplished men worthy of marriage

American: Goes out twice a week to clubs to get attention from men

Ukrainian: Goes out only once a month because she can’t afford it

American: Thinks casual sex and free birth control are essential to being happy

Ukrainian: Things marriage is essential to being happy

American: Fucks a guy who can make her vagina wet

Ukrainian: Fucks a guy who can improve her life in some way

American: Expert at taking webcam shots from magic angles

Ukrainian: Expert at posing sexy for photos in ugly park

American: Ideal man has to be witty, spontaneous, and interesting, with stand-up comedian level of humor

Ukrainian: Doesn’t care about a man’s personality as long as he has money