HEALTH UPDATE : DRINKING? OK. I can apparently drink like a fish now without han

HEALTH UPDATE : DRINKING?

OK. I can apparently drink like a fish now without hangover or other nefarious repercussions. I still have a lower tolerance than most people but I’m no longer afraid of going out on the town with Max Romanenko and ending up in the hospital.

A close friend has always teased me that normal people, when they have a bad day, just have a drink and are done with it. And I had to invent more creative means of getting to a cerebral reset.

Thankfully, as a side effect of surgery, I’ve joined the club of ethanol tolerance.

I feel a little guilty commenting on this topic so frequently, but as my body adapts I feel like an alien transported to a worldly garden of Eden where everything is no longer poisonous, where I can breathe without effort most of the time, and where the autistic reactions that took a week to vent, can be shut down with a class of scotch and a cup of coffee in thirty minutes.