Riddle: “If dropped toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on

Riddle: “If dropped toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet; what happens if you strap toast butter side up on the back of a cat and then drop it?”

Answer: While this is a question of probabilities not certainties, in general, the cat-force is greater than the butter-force, assuming the cat is still alive that is. But we’d have to verify it by empirical testing. I can supply the butter and toast, but you would have to supply the live and dead cat. I”m allergic to them. At least, the live ones that is.