Thread count. I buy Nordstrom or llbean smartcare no-iron shirts. Dozens of them. The shirt is actually pretty wet but it also evaporates in the heat. Between the 45, the magazines, the belt, the athletic underwear, and the shorts, created a mop down there.
It’s ok. Men deal.
Reply addressees: @SharkwaveDave @ForgeTheBore
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Thread count. I buy Nordstrom or llbean smartcare no-iron shirts. Dozens of them
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It’s simple man. You keep putting a quarter in the bot. The bot will never stop
It’s simple man. You keep putting a quarter in the bot. The bot will never stop unless you do.
Algorithms are a pain in the ass that way.
Reply addressees: @Bx1bXer9 @TwoLitersOfLuck -
I never met a polysyllable that could go unused, or run on, semicolon-ridden, mu
I never met a polysyllable that could go unused, or run on, semicolon-ridden, multi-parenthetical sentence that couldn’t be made longer and more incomprehensible.
Plus I’m fking charming as hell.
Really.
Ths whole asshole thing is just my job.
😉
Reply addressees: @TwoLitersOfLuck @Bx1bXer9 -
I’m monogamous. Dedicatedly. So no I don’t provide services. (Stop tossing me th
I’m monogamous. Dedicatedly. So no I don’t provide services.
(Stop tossing me these softballs, I can’t help but swing at them… the softballs I mean. Softballs.)
Reply addressees: @TwoLitersOfLuck @georgerockwel23 -
it’s a New England thing. English tradition of insulting intelligence. We learn
it’s a New England thing. English tradition of insulting intelligence. We learn sh-t talking from birth. Plus, I have really low agreeableness, high dominance, and verbal ability. I don’t even have to think about it, it just rolls off the fingertips in an effortless stream. 😉
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Well, amber, you know, we got parts down there, I’m on the thick side, and a bit
Well, amber, you know, we got parts down there, I’m on the thick side, and a bit on the heavy side, and the sweat runs in rivers front and back. It’s ‘swamp butt’ from the heat.
Now you’re a loose woman, so you get lots of air down there, and men do all the work. Its physics. 😉
Reply addressees: @AmberCobblepot @Mick47988603 -
Sorry. You left the door open for that and I couldn’t resist. lolz
Sorry. You left the door open for that and I couldn’t resist.
lolz
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Must be a Yankee thing. We’re not used to the heat. But, if you haven’t noticed,
Must be a Yankee thing. We’re not used to the heat.
But, if you haven’t noticed, we’re faster. Y’all talk on slow, move on slow, work on slow – its the heat.
Not too many think slow. But then we are talking about politics, and you lack testicles, and that’ll do it. 😉 lol
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Showing up is man’s work. You should try it. And then you’ll understand optics a
Showing up is man’s work. You should try it.
And then you’ll understand optics are for fking with the enemy or trying to get fked by chicks.
Men don’t do optics for men. If you a need for optics, surgery can remove you mangina.
Optics-pussy is curable.
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I can send you a pint of ball sweat – useful for extra T, or a photo of me holdi
I can send you a pint of ball sweat – useful for extra T, or a photo of me holding my shorts for $10.
Man up. You can do it!
Well, It’s not likely but you can try. 😉
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