Is it gonna be like “Deathrace 2000” where we get bonus points for ‘specials’?
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-18 15:57:17 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1141012012794875906
Form: Humor
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I can’t wait for hanging trees, pyres, impalement fields, and skull pyramids. 😉
I can’t wait for hanging trees, pyres, impalement fields, and skull pyramids.
😉
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-18 15:53:57 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1141011175020355585
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“Don’t you worry your pretty little head.” One of my favorite taunts. Works ever
“Don’t you worry your pretty little head.” One of my favorite taunts. Works every time… lol
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-14 01:31:01 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1139344456296124417
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(humor)(diary)(family chatter) Him: Thank you sir I am deeply indebted Me: I’ll
(humor)(diary)(family chatter)
Him: Thank you sir I am deeply indebted
Me: I’ll believe that when I see the scotch and strippers… lol -hugs…. Love you man.
Him: Scotch is easy but I’m not stripping for you…
(i didn’t need that visual, thanks…. lol )
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-11 16:33:02 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1138484293146202113
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“Seriously, explaining P to a woman is like exposing an R-rated film to an 8 yea
—“Seriously, explaining P to a woman is like exposing an R-rated film to an 8 year old. P has to stay a Fight Club.”–Megan K. Usui
(rolling laughter)
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-09 00:20:46 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1137514839721598976
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“For a woman, maintaining a Propertarian POV is very reliable birth control.”—
—“For a woman, maintaining a Propertarian POV is very reliable birth control.”—Megan K. Usui
lolz
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-09 00:02:35 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1137510264293724160
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It’s going to have to be a very large skull pyramid
It’s going to have to be a very large skull pyramid.
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-05 19:47:22 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1136358873831358464
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LOVE THE NEW HAIR Mr President! Rock it! @realDonaldTrump
LOVE THE NEW HAIR Mr President! Rock it!
@realDonaldTrump
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-03 02:16:15 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1135369574860431362
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“I teach pre-school, kindergarten, and college students. Nothing gets past me.”-
—“I teach pre-school, kindergarten, and college students. Nothing gets past me.”— Sister
Not sure there is any difference, personally… lolz
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-01 21:52:43 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1134940865397309440
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“… Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, You sure are … looking good. You’re eve
“… Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are … looking good.
You’re everything …
A big bad wolf could want….”
I feel like raising some hell today…. lol
Source date (UTC): 2019-06-01 18:11:06 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1134885095863595008