Form: Humor

  • (I just noticed that “Kari” and “Carrie” are pronounced the same.) (lolz)

    (I just noticed that “Kari” and “Carrie” are pronounced the same.)

    (lolz)


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 19:15:00 UTC

  • (humor) LittleOldLady: “You’re going to rot in hell.” Me: “No chance. They’re go

    (humor)

    LittleOldLady: “You’re going to rot in hell.”
    Me: “No chance. They’re gonna keep me working so hard on you folk I’ll be fit as a fiddle.”

    (She’s falling apart at the seams but she’s still got spunk.)


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 16:24:59 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1189578956321611776

  • “FIGURATIVELY” IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW (humor) If you are an intellectual, activi

    “FIGURATIVELY” IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW
    (humor)

    If you are an intellectual, activist, or evangelist, anywhere along the centrist, libertarian, constitutionalist, conservative, christian, or… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=496040567659505&id=100017606988153


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 16:20:40 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1189577870408065029

  • TRUTH IN HUMOR: THE HISTORY OF ENTREPRENEURIAL WARFARE (or “We wuz pirates!”) Th

    TRUTH IN HUMOR: THE HISTORY OF ENTREPRENEURIAL WARFARE

    (or “We wuz pirates!”)

    The Templars started out as ‘the poor knights’ as shown by two men on horseback. The Hospitaliers were not… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=496032054327023&id=100017606988153


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 16:06:23 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1189574276824928262

  • MEN EVOLVED FOR ANALYTICS (POLITICS) AND WOMEN FOR EMPATHY (CHILDREN) (sarcastic

    MEN EVOLVED FOR ANALYTICS (POLITICS) AND WOMEN FOR EMPATHY (CHILDREN)
    (sarcastic humor warning)

    Yes, the ability of the Academy to sell non-stem courses in and emotional sedation to women… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=496028290994066&id=100017606988153


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 16:00:45 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1189572857434660864

  • (constitutional humor) I think any liberal who has spoken, taught, or published

    (constitutional humor)
    I think any liberal who has spoken, taught, or published in any form must pass the P-foundations and P-law classes in order to avoid paying an additional 30% taxes, but… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=496028110994084&id=100017606988153


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 16:00:30 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1189572794486579200

  • (humor) LittleOldLady: “You’re going to rot in hell.” Me: “No chance. They’re go

    (humor)

    LittleOldLady: “You’re going to rot in hell.”

    Me: “No chance. They’re gonna keep me working so hard on you folk I’ll be fit as a fiddle.”

    (She’s falling apart at the seams but she’s still got spunk.)


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 12:24:00 UTC

  • “FIGURATIVELY” IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW (humor) If you are an intellectual, activi

    “FIGURATIVELY” IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW

    (humor)

    If you are an intellectual, activist, or evangelist, anywhere along the centrist, libertarian, constitutionalist, conservative, christian, or even fascist spectrum and you aren’t following me, then you’re missing out on the only people who have a constitutional solution to NOW.

    —“Fascist lol those were diametrically opposed to everything you just listed. lol”— @ironpatriot2016

    I can translate Fascist from “I’m so freaking angry I wanna go to war!!!” into “I want to end political competition, restore my civlization, and be certain this never happens again.” All people ask for what they know how to. It’s up to us to provide us all a solution – including them, but it’s not possible to use theirs.

    —“Agreed, nice answer. You might want to be careful You’re blowing some liberals heads up right now.”—@ironpatriot2016

    Unfortunately, it’s only figuratively. But with a little effort we can fi


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 12:20:00 UTC

  • TRUTH IN HUMOR: THE HISTORY OF ENTREPRENEURIAL WARFARE (or “We wuz pirates!”) Th

    TRUTH IN HUMOR: THE HISTORY OF ENTREPRENEURIAL WARFARE

    (or “We wuz pirates!”)

    The Templars started out as ‘the poor knights’ as shown by two men on horseback. The Hospitaliers were not poor. They had money, arms, fleets of ships, and took territory. The Vikings were entrepreneurial warriors. The romans were entrepreneurial conquerors. The Greeks were entrepreneurial warriors. The indo europeans were entrepreneurial conquerors. Why do you think we live under the long tradition of Severity, Reciprocity, Jury, Truth, Duty, and Contract? Because we have descended from entrepreneurial warfare.

    Now if I could just get my fellow western MEN to understand that we are historically entrepreneurial warriors – colonialists, pirates, vikings, in every age, and that it was only the Peace of Westphalia under which our ancestors prohibited us from ‘entrepreneurial war’, and limited warfare to the states.

    Russia, Iran, and the Muslims and the Jews have broken the Peace of Westphalia, and returned us to a war of all against all, which is the reason for our continuous defeat in central asia and the middle east.

    To restore our people we must return to our long tradition in the industrialization of ‘entrepreneurial warfare’. Meaning “war for adventure, fun, and profit”. It’s the civic nationalists and the christians so cuckolded that they can’t comprehend this – and those of us who are ‘aryans’, ‘pagans’, ‘raiders’, ‘pirates’ and ‘conquerors and colonizers’ and natural entrepreneurial warriors that are willing to return to ‘revolution as a for profit industry”.

    This is why you want leaders. You’re still ‘Cucks’ to the state and the ‘church’. You need permission.

    But European Men don’t need leaders to hoist the jolly roger, pillage, plunder, and burn the house down. To engage in conquest for fun and profit? Only cowards do. 😉

    Happy to ‘knight’ you if it’ll make you feel better.


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 12:06:00 UTC

  • MEN EVOLVED FOR ANALYTICS (POLITICS) AND WOMEN FOR EMPATHY (CHILDREN) (sarcastic

    MEN EVOLVED FOR ANALYTICS (POLITICS) AND WOMEN FOR EMPATHY (CHILDREN)

    (sarcastic humor warning)

    Yes, the ability of the Academy to sell non-stem courses in and emotional sedation to women wiling to pay 100k for a non-science degree in pseudosciences, sophisms and fictionalisms like psychology, sociology, marketing, human relations, ‘business’, ‘nonsense-studies’, – “advance mothering and gossiping” – without demonstrating cognitive ability in mathematics, physics, chemistry, biochemistry, and economics does in fact fund the entire edifice, and at the same time nearly eradicate rates of reproduction.

    This is the problem throughout history. Women in every civlization conform to whatever other women conform to no matter how … questionable – whether islamic suppression, or endemic tolerance for physical abuse, or the marxist, postmodern,, feminist, and denialist folly of equality that takes advantage of the female cognitive fear of she or her children being left behind in the resource distribution – or worse, left behind as the band and tribe migrate to new territories.

    Women are how the they brought christianity in to undermine the empire, and women are how the marxist, postmodernists, and feminists, brought their repetition of the destruction of civilization into ours.

    Women evolved for empathy to extend their nervous system to infants and children who are unable to communicate. Men are easily fooled by women day in day out. We lack their empathy. But we men evolved for politics (empiricism). We are not fooled in politics – we are just fooled by women. And interestingly enough, the enemy uses the feminine technique of women to undermine our civilization using our women.

    Otherwise we would never have had the present problems, because we would never have had other than a conservative president and senate.


    Source date (UTC): 2019-10-30 12:00:00 UTC