When someone other than Scalia (god rest his soul) tries to argue with me about the law.
“Is there no one else?!!”
Sigh.
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-23 20:35:19 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1330973224918786049
Form: Humor
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When someone other than Scalia (god rest his soul) tries to argue with me about
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(humor) Little old lady: falls asleep in chair. Me: Turn on fox news. Hide remot
(humor)
Little old lady: falls asleep in chair.
Me: Turn on fox news. Hide remote control. Go shopping.
( time passes )
Phone: (Rings)
Me: Feign innocence. Ask if she’s just having a senior moment. (snicker)
Her: (curses in french)
Me: laughter
Priceless.
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-23 00:22:46 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1330668077395173378
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lol Others: “Well, are you sure you want to know the answer? Because I know the
lol Others: “Well, are you sure you want to know the answer? Because I know the answer. And I bet you wouldn’t like it. But I’ll tell you if you want.” Or “Yes,I’m humoring you because I want you to be happy more than I want to correct you.” Or “I care about you, so no, I won’t.”
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-20 20:21:16 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329882526228377600
Reply addressees: @TruthQuest11
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329881140283453444
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(humor) Her: “You coming over to record those podcasts today?” Me: “Yes. Althoug
(humor)
Her: “You coming over to record those podcasts today?”
Me: “Yes. Although, I probably need to put pants on first – in boxers someone might call the police, or the men in white coats.”
Her: “This is the age of ZOOM! No one can tell!”
OMG what a world we have made.
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-19 16:04:09 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329455430259658752
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(humor) I wanna be a pirate! I wanna go viking. Viking is the most rewarding bus
(humor)
I wanna be a pirate! I wanna go viking. Viking is the most rewarding business. Not only do you profit from looting, pillaging, and ransoming, but you eliminate your competitors permanently, leaving an increasingly open market for further exploitation.
Let’s go viking!
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-18 18:30:05 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329129769468911617
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(humor) Making a little old lady with a cold happy: Recliner, heating pad, afgha
(humor)
Making a little old lady with a cold happy:
Recliner, heating pad, afghan, romance movie channel, tea, water, and a box of chocolates. 😉
Add a few flowers and it works for WAGS too. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-18 16:26:27 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1329098653529763845
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How To Find A Rational Woman (humor)
How To Find A Rational Woman (humor) https://t.co/JPyt0ZuRvu
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-14 17:15:28 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1327661437733507079
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HOW TO FIND A RATIONAL WOMAN (humor) Have a debate where they don’t use any of t
HOW TO FIND A RATIONAL WOMAN
(humor)Have a debate where they don’t use any of these tactics of truth, reason, reciprocity, and evidence avoidance.
—“I agree not to: Disapprove, Deny, Hand-Wave, Mock, Critique, Moralize, Psychologize, Personalize, Demoralize, Fear-Monger, Heap Undue Praise, Ridicule, Scold, Shame, Slur, Slander, Misdirect, Obscure, Deceive, Outrage, Overload, Nag, Poison the Well, Propagandize, Gossip, Rally, Undermine, Subvert, Assassinate Character, Destroy Reputation by Solving for Approval, Face, Harmony over Truth.“—
(Unicorns)
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-14 17:15:02 UTC
Original post: https://gab.com/curtd/posts/105209797174697485
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(Little Old Lady humor) Me: “You hate men” Her: “No. I like men” Me: “You like t
(Little Old Lady humor)
Me: “You hate men”
Her: “No. I like men”
Me: “You like the idea of men, but no men”
Her: “I like men. Men are useful. You use them, then discard them.”
It’s only when women are over 80 that they tell the truth. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-14 15:02:44 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1327628033642147869
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(humor) Little old lady: “Would you make me some ice cream?” Me: “Sure”. Finishe
(humor)
Little old lady: “Would you make me some ice cream?”
Me: “Sure”. Finishes typing, Walks to the kitchen. Bowl, ice cream, chocolate, syrup, walnuts, whipped cream. Puts everything away. Walks into the room, sits down, takes spoon, a spooful….
Her: Face of abject horror.
Source date (UTC): 2020-11-13 17:02:56 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1327295899161202689