–“I’m doing nothing for a Halloween costume this year: I’m going as the government.”–
lolz
Source date (UTC): 2022-10-08 23:13:15 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1578886270235070464
Form: Humor
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“I’m doing nothing for a Halloween costume this year: I’m going as the governmen
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“I’m going to dress up for Halloween as someone emotionally stable”– Said no wo
–“I’m going to dress up for Halloween as someone emotionally stable”– Said no woman ever.
😉
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-29 20:03:19 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1575576980124098561
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First world White Male WASP problems. 😉 lolz
First world White Male WASP problems. 😉
lolz https://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/1574918941947854848
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-28 00:32:33 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574919960589131776
https://twitter.com/curtdoolittle/status/1574918941947854848
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(Humor) Dr. It’s pneumonia. Me: As I expected. Dr: I called in the prescription
(Humor)
Dr. It’s pneumonia.
Me: As I expected.
Dr: I called in the prescription for you.
Me: Awesome. Have I told you I love you lately?
Dr: OK, But that’s unnecessary, I’m just doing my job.
Me: (laughter)
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-27 12:43:37 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574741551112400896
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“Definition of family time: when everyone is using their phones on wifi at the s
–“Definition of family time: when everyone is using their phones on wifi at the same time.”–
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-25 14:20:40 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1574041198670802944
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Dilbert is an IQ test. You apparently failed. 😉
Dilbert is an IQ test. You apparently failed. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-21 15:51:00 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1572614378255679488
Reply addressees: @kathiecloud @ScottAdamsSays @purityofessenc
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1572573648233594881
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RT @D_ogenius: The Babylon Bee has become the most reliable news source
RT @D_ogenius: The Babylon Bee has become the most reliable news source. https://t.co/yTxH2iZsIc
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-14 21:23:27 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1570161326496022529
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RT @SethDillon: The FBI raided the Babylon Bee’s headquarters this morning and t
RT @SethDillon: The FBI raided the Babylon Bee’s headquarters this morning and took both of our jokes. They even confiscated a draft of an…
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-14 21:23:00 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1570161215716065281
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(sometimes you just… lol)
(sometimes you just… lol)
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-11 02:03:09 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568782163704684547
Reply addressees: @FlvxSurfing @ClearRealist @PhilipProudfoot
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568780696822464512
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Just askin’ but are Jagger and Richards an advertisement for shooting heroin and
Just askin’ but are Jagger and Richards an advertisement for shooting heroin and plowing through every female within reach throughout your twenties the recipe for long life?
Source date (UTC): 2022-09-10 03:05:31 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1568435472761847808