(Humor)
I’m having a serious internal debate this morning over whether having someone get me coffee while I’m working in the morning is worth all the associated costs of getting married again.
It makes the coffee expensive. But I think the externalities are probably worthwhile.
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-12 12:53:43 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1613519592390811648
(sarcasm)
–“Did anyone remember to tell Harry the safe word?”— via Terri Burns @TerriMi79883721
Brutal 😉
And by someone whose last name is ‘Burns’. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-08 00:35:05 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611884159496060928
(OMG) Ouch…
We know how she ‘convinced him’ she was the one:
Experience.
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-07 18:32:48 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611792987381723137
Reply addressees: @jan_seley @VaxSideEffects
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611727916014120960
Peter Ziehan Humor:
—“If you can reach the third level in Candy Crush you can fire a Javlin missile”–
I love this man. lol
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-07 02:33:28 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611551564983934977
Reply addressees: @PeterZeihan
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611331936663871489
(Humor, Burn) https://t.co/ioji1EU01a
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-06 19:56:28 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611451656268566528
No. I’m an aesthete. I drink liberal tears while listening to the harmonies in peasant wails and feminist cries.
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-06 19:53:31 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611450913918488577
Reply addressees: @Cynthiasays4 @AnnLesbyPhD
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611449375108247552
PS. (humor) why is it funny, in this context, that the typo of Rogue as Rouge is analogous to a boisterous military, a Govt’s Potemkin village, or how makeup helps women pretend they’re more than they are?
(Sorry. Nerd humor. But the pattern gave me a laugh)
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-06 12:40:04 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611341830259609601
Reply addressees: @swgxgh
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1611311678678761472
I mean, other than endless enthusiasm, a shared vision, and recitation of themes, the Woke movement appears closest in logical function to Underpants Gnomes.
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-04 00:06:22 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1610427379440025602
Well, you know, there is a lot to be said for lynching, hanging trees, guillotines, and such. So keep hope alive.
It’s like fashion.
A matter of timing. 😉
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-03 13:17:45 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1610264148922847232
Reply addressees: @whatifalthist
Replying to: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1610015915667771392
“Oh, New Year’s Day hangovers are frightful,
And the celebration was soooo deeee-light-full,
But we’ve football, and more today,
so let it flow, let it flow let it flow.”
(Apologies to Sammy Cahn)
Source date (UTC): 2023-01-01 15:13:09 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1609568416431771654