If islamic fundamentalists can beat people for failing to lie, why can’t, natural law fundamentalist beat people for failing to tell the truth?
(lolz)
Source date (UTC): 2016-12-07 18:53:00 UTC
Form: Humor
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If islamic fundamentalists can beat people for failing to lie, why can’t, natura
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I wanna find a bunch of people to go door to door as santa and his ‘servants’ an
I wanna find a bunch of people to go door to door as santa and his ‘servants’ and I wanna be the Krampus. 🙂
—“Now that would be interesting haha”—Frank Marlowe
In Ukraine people go around, knock on doors, walk into restaurants, dressed holiday costumes, sing a traditional song, and you give them a little money. It’s awesome. Sometimes a cuople of little kids will knock on your door and say they want to sing you a song. 🙂 I freaking love it.
I kind of see the halloween ‘dark’ santa ‘mixed’ and christmas ‘light’ as a sort of spectrum of holidays that are all fulfill this same kind of thing.
—“We need that kind of thing here again…”— Maeve
Yeah… I think it’s an interesting trend that we could push just because it would give retailers THREE halloweens rather than just one, and they love that stuff.
Source date (UTC): 2016-12-03 14:33:00 UTC
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I want to drink 30 year scotch from Paul Krugman’s Skull as we drag the Nobel Co
I want to drink 30 year scotch from Paul Krugman’s Skull as we drag the Nobel Committee away in chains. #NewRight #endleftistpseudoscience
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-27 18:55:00 UTC
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Early Holiday Thoughts
Progressives make good Yule Logs if you soak them in enough kerosene.
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Early Holiday Thoughts
Progressives make good Yule Logs if you soak them in enough kerosene.
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CAN WE START A “CALIFORNIA: G. T. F. OUT !!!!” PETITION? I mean. Many small nati
CAN WE START A “CALIFORNIA: G. T. F. OUT !!!!” PETITION?
I mean. Many small nations, right?
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-21 19:20:00 UTC
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( That feeling you get when you realize that all the women in the household are
( That feeling you get when you realize that all the women in the household are toying with your masculinity like a cat with prey. lol Never mess with the women in my family. They’re ruthless. )
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-20 12:49:00 UTC
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The evolution of life is humorous if you consider most life forms either matter-
The evolution of life is humorous if you consider most life forms either matter-bags in water, or water-bags on land and air. How far can I get from the water, and how big can I get if i can’t just absorb water from condensation?
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-18 08:05:00 UTC
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Progressives make good Yule Logs if you soak them in enough kerosene
Progressives make good Yule Logs if you soak them in enough kerosene.
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-17 18:40:14 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/799321263667838976
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THE GREATEST HAPPINESS VERSIONS NICE VERSION —“The greatest happiness is to sc
THE GREATEST HAPPINESS VERSIONS
NICE VERSION
—“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”—
LESS NICE VERSION
—“The real greatest pleasure of men is to repress rebels and defeat enemies, to exterminate them and grab everything they have; to see their married women crying, to ride on their steeds with smooth backs, to treat their beautiful queens and concubines as pajamas and pillows, to stare and kiss their rose-colored faces and to suck their sweet nipple-colored lips.”—
THE ORIGINAL?
As far as I know the original is from the carvings on the Palace of Nimrud. And is nowhere near as ‘romantic’.
WHAT DO I HEAR WHEN I READ IT?
“The greatest pleasure is to defeat, and rule.”
BTW: this is probably fabricated. Since it was written long after his death. But all falsehoods originate in some grain of truth.
Source date (UTC): 2016-11-17 17:59:00 UTC