Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • Ok. I Know This Is Rude, But, It’s Funny…..

    I was in a pet shop when I noticed a girl with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder. “Where did you get that?” I asked. “Germany. There’s fking millions of ’em!” said the parrot.

  • OK. I KNOW THIS IS RUDE, BUT, IT’S FUNNY….. I was in a pet shop when I noticed

    OK. I KNOW THIS IS RUDE, BUT, IT’S FUNNY…..

    I was in a pet shop when I noticed a girl with the most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.

    “Where did you get that?” I asked.

    “Germany. There’s fking millions of ’em!” said the parrot.

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-03 19:20:00 UTC

  • photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_43196237263/34367786_10156401018492264_72776366

    photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_43196237263/34367786_10156401018492264_7277636682218733568_n_10156401018487264.jpg Curt DoolittleLOLZ For sale on amazon.Jun 03, 2018 5:50pmLouis Van BoydWhat are the school options?

    I want one that only has negroid skulls.Jun 03, 2018 5:52pmCurt Doolittlethey come in colors (really)Jun 03, 2018 5:55pmCurt Doolittlehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KBNIZJ4/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=subumen0c-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B00KBNIZJ4&linkId=806f9ed9bfb1cfb7640b172748c78883Jun 03, 2018 5:55pmNeil A. BucklewLouis Van Boys you should focus on traitors skulls, no point blaming a duck for swimming.Jun 03, 2018 6:02pmJaimz BeelCapitalism is great!Jun 03, 2018 6:25pmAlastair BuckwheatIn the whole vast dome of living nature there reigns an open violence. A kind of prescriptive fury which arms all the creatures to their common doom: as soon as you leave the inanimate kingdom you find the decree of violent death inscribed on the very frontiers of life. You feel it already in the vegetable kingdom: from the great catalpa to the humblest herb, how many plants die and how many are killed; but, from the moment you enter the animal kingdom, this law is suddenly in the most dreadful evidence. A Power, a violence, at once hidden and palpable. . . has in each species appointed a certain number of animals to devour the others. . . And who [in this general carnage] exterminates him who will exterminate all others? Himself. It is man who is charged with the slaughter of man. . . The whole earth, perpetually steeped in blood, is nothing but a vast altar upon which all that is living must be sacrificed without end, without measure, without pause, until the consummation of things, until evil is extinct, until the death of death.

    – Joseph de MaistreJun 03, 2018 7:01pmBill JoslinTraitor’s skulls make the best whisky vesselsJun 03, 2018 8:00pmDaniel Roland AndersonMy 13 year-old niece saw this over my shoulder. Her reaction?

    “Oh! I like that!”

    I’m not really very good adult supervision.Jun 03, 2018 8:10pmCurt Doolittleyeah…. Being any kind of fun at all is unappreciated by mothers…. which is why we just MUST do it…. lolJun 03, 2018 9:48pmDaniel Roland Anderson@[741197263:2048:Curt Doolittle]

    Mom is in the dark. Brother is laughing.

    I win.Jun 03, 2018 11:06pmNick HeywoodI’ll only get one with a certificate of authenticity that they’re commies

    ☺😎Jun 04, 2018 1:14am

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-03 17:49:00 UTC

  • HYSTERICAL

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9l_28c6pDchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9l_28c6pDcOMFG… HYSTERICAL

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-03 11:49:00 UTC

  • HYSTERICAL

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9l_28c6pDcOMFG… HYSTERICAL

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-03 11:49:00 UTC

  • (that feeling when you accidentally post on someone’s timeline that you don’t kn

    (that feeling when you accidentally post on someone’s timeline that you don’t know)

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-01 18:33:23 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1002619133295517696

  • (that feeling when you accidentally post on someone’s timeline that you don’t kn

    (that feeling when you accidentally post on someone’s timeline that you don’t know)

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-01 14:33:00 UTC

  • (humor) —“A couple of hunters named Marx and Derrida are out in the woods when

    (humor)

    —“A couple of hunters named Marx and Derrida are out in the woods when Marx falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Derrida whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. The operator answers “This is Operator Rawls. What’s your emergency?” Derrida gasps to Operator Rawls: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” Operator Rawls says: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is silence, then a shot is heard. Derrida’s voice comes back on the line. He says, “OK, now what?”—

    Source date (UTC): 2018-06-01 10:17:00 UTC

  • OMG. FAN HUMOR. AWESOME. LOLZ

    OMG. FAN HUMOR. AWESOME. LOLZ

    https://www.facebook.com/100010520417439/videos/592131091147566/

    Source date (UTC): 2018-05-30 07:51:00 UTC

  • “They are making a sequel to 2005’s War of the Worlds, It’s a couple of hours of

    —-“They are making a sequel to 2005’s War of the Worlds, It’s a couple of hours of high tension finger wagging, tears, screams and shaming as they sue for trillions in reparations.”—James Santagata

    (humor)

    Source date (UTC): 2018-05-26 22:07:14 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1000498623115939841