Curt Doolittle

Form: Humor

  • September 18th, 2018 12:49 PM —“Your autism level has increased.”— I think I

    September 18th, 2018 12:49 PM

    —“Your autism level has increased.”—

    I think I ‘turned it up to 11 a loooooong, loooooong time ago man. You’re just catching on…. 😉

  • From James Santagata: imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids a

    From James Santagata:

    imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment

    Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.”

    Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!”

    Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman”

    Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!”

    Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman”

    Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay”

    Davey: “how about pinker?”

    Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.

    Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.”

    Then pappa steps into living room.

    Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?”

    Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.”

    Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.”

    Lisa: “who are you daddy?”

    Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.”

    And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.

    Source date (UTC): 2018-09-12 09:09:00 UTC

  • September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM From James Santagata: Imagine we are like a GTA sim

    September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM From James Santagata:

    Imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.” Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!” Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!” Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay” Davey: “how about pinker?” Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.
    Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.” Then pappa steps into living room. Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?” Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.” Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.” Lisa: “who are you daddy?” Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.” And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.

  • September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM From James Santagata: Imagine we are like a GTA sim

    September 12th, 2018 9:09 AM From James Santagata:

    Imagine we are like a GTA simulation and before bed kids are trying to play one more segment Davey: “okay, I’m doolittle.” Lisa: “why you always get to be doolittle!” Davey: “well, i got here first. you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman!!!” Mom: “kids stop fighting. davey let lisa be doolittle and you can be krugman” Lisa: “i hate krugman, okay” Davey: “how about pinker?” Lisa: “momma, why i always got be a ((()))? All they do is lie.
    Doolittle throws molotovs and stuff.” Then pappa steps into living room. Pappa: “kids? What are you playing?” Davey: “GTA earth. i’m doolittle and lisa is pinker.” Pappa: “bwa hahahaha okay. one more session.” Lisa: “who are you daddy?” Pappa: “I think I’ll be taleb this time, just to fuck with pinker.” And and kids cant play the ely harman character. he is on parental lock, NS-17 rating. M-17 or whatever it is for gaming.

  • FROM FICTION WRITER’S Q&A —“What does your main character carry on their perso

    FROM FICTION WRITER’S Q&A
    —“What does your main character carry on their person?”—

    —“keys to low end porsche. iphone 5 because it’s small. lots of cash: around 10k. credit cards. simm… https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=288217438441820&id=100017606988153

    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-29 10:11:15 UTC

    Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1034745285912743936

  • FROM FICTION WRITER’S Q&A —“What does your main character carry on their perso

    FROM FICTION WRITER’S Q&A

    —“What does your main character carry on their person?”—

    —“keys to low end porsche. iphone 5 because it’s small. lots of cash: around 10k. credit cards. simm cards for each of the brics, turkey, dubai, usa, europe, eastern europe, and canada, a walther .380. three passports. And in the trunk, a run-bag, a mac, a spare dinner jacket, and two spare new shirts. and occasionally brass knuckles, which never get used, but provide a bit of extra confidence.”—

    lol

    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-29 06:11:00 UTC

  • lol (humor)Updated Aug 29, 2018, 2:58 AM

    https://trib.al/4v06SizFinally, lol

    (humor)Updated Aug 29, 2018, 2:58 AM

    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-29 02:58:00 UTC

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    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-21 15:36:00 UTC

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    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-21 15:36:00 UTC

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    Source date (UTC): 2018-08-21 15:36:00 UTC