Form: Humor

HOW TO MAKE A SHRUNKEN HEAD.

(humor)

Optional: the candidate can be alive or dead – choose per taste.

1 – Cut a large ‘bib’ into the flesh of chest to make a large flap to later close the bottom of the neck.

2 – Cut around the back of the neck and a one or two inches of the shoulders and back, completing the ‘bib’.

3 – Slit from the back to the base of the neck to the crest at the rear of the skull.

4 – Pull forward, peeling the skin off the skull. (Note: if candidate is living, assistants will be needed to hold the candidate in place.)

5 – Cook the head at a simmer for 90 minutes – any longer it will lose its hair. It should be 1/3 to 1/4 its original size.

6 – Turn the head, inside out, and scrape off any remaining flesh that may later spoil.

7 – Turn the head right side out, and sew up lips, eyes, back of skull.

8 – Fill with hot rocks to shrink the head further.

9 – Once rocks won’t fit, fill the head with hot sand to shrink it further. (Note: Some professionals only use repeated fillings of sand.)

10 – Fill with lightweight such as sawdust or dry grass, then sew the flap (bib) across the base of the skull.

That’s it. Have fun!!

—“Do you know how I can tell you’re almost done with Propertarianism? Because now I can undrestand it.”—- A Friend Down Under.

made me laugh….

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No more tolerance.

No more idle talking.

No more second chances.

Now we act, accelerate and fight.Dec 29, 2018, 5:03 PMlolz

photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/49251689_10156881119422264_7092355954892603392_o_10156881119412264.jpg lolzDan WarrenSavage.Dec 29, 2018, 11:26 AMLeondre Spook Williams McBrideLove itDec 29, 2018, 12:07 PMDaniel TravisThis is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.Dec 29, 2018, 12:08 PMCurt Doolittle(thread cleaned)Dec 29, 2018, 12:21 PMDavin EastleyCurt, much better!Dec 29, 2018, 12:24 PMTom Rambo👏🏻Dec 29, 2018, 12:32 PMTom RamboThis but with bad optics salutesDec 29, 2018, 12:38 PMEthan Tricesoverigntarian? is that a new replacement for propertarianism?Dec 29, 2018, 2:32 PMJames KnowlesBased and redpilled! LolDec 29, 2018, 2:50 PMAyham NedalHe replaced “liberty” with “sovereignty”Dec 29, 2018, 3:02 PMRichard HallThomas Rambeau “Roman” ones?Dec 29, 2018, 4:53 PMNoah J RevoyNo more begging.

No more tolerance.

No more idle talking.

No more second chances.

Now we act, accelerate and fight.Dec 29, 2018, 5:03 PMlolz