(BAD HUMOR: Have you seen the prank video where the plastic phalli are glued to the drunk guy’s back, like a penile stagasaurus? Walking into the emergency room? Whoever did that is legendary….)
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 22:10:00 UTC
Form: Humor
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Our train is a better ride. ‘Cause it has pointy bits. “Noose Pike and Pyre.”
Our train is a better ride.
‘Cause it has pointy bits.
“Noose Pike and Pyre.”
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 21:13:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/51925971_10156984553932264_3038313487857090560_o_10156984553922264.jpg lolz… I need a big worm to ride? Do I get a hot chick in black leather?Jarrod MarmaThe goal is to be Leto II and not Paul (who failed).Feb 13, 2019, 3:20 PMNoah J RevoyIf you have a big worm you can get any kind of chick you want.Feb 13, 2019, 4:10 PMRaymond WarnerThere is no peace only victoryFeb 13, 2019, 4:13 PMJoJo OlYou get my twin sister Mr Fed 😂😂😂Feb 13, 2019, 4:17 PMJim KnowlesPropertarians: The Sleeper Has Awakened.
Curt Doolittle: *opens his eyes, yawns and decides to make coffee*
Dickie Spencer: blah blah eww coffee blah blah.Feb 13, 2019, 4:30 PMJim KnowlesTfw curt eats some spicey food at a restaurant and when he summons uber, a sandworm arrives to take him home.Feb 13, 2019, 4:32 PMKris RueForcefield technology > random chick in leatherFeb 13, 2019, 5:15 PMKris RuePaul did not fail if you contend his progeny succeeded. He built the foundation, and later came back to help rectify what mistakes he left for his children.Feb 13, 2019, 5:19 PMJarrod MarmaHe failed from the perspective of forcing his children to suffer rather than take the suffering upon himself. Bad fathering move.
But I guess ultimate success was the goal.Feb 13, 2019, 5:40 PMBen FraylePrescience is an insescapable road to failure and madness.Feb 13, 2019, 6:01 PMBen FrayleFifty legions of Sardaukar terror troops will never defeat thirsty desert prophets.Feb 13, 2019, 6:03 PMZach QuarryHis name is a killing word…Feb 13, 2019, 7:46 PMZach QuarryTry looking into that place where you dare not look! You’ll find me there, staring out at you!Feb 13, 2019, 7:48 PMZach QuarryDude you even look like Frank Herbert.Feb 13, 2019, 7:48 PMCurt DoolittleSame gene pool.Feb 13, 2019, 7:59 PMGary KnightHonestly liking chick in leather is degenerate and cucky.
Liking women in a sun dress is much more wholesome.
Some agent provocateur lingerie does the trick if you wanna get edgy.
Black leather is yuck yuck yuck.Feb 14, 2019, 12:42 AMCurt Doolittlehonestly, i was being ridiculous…..Feb 14, 2019, 12:43 AMGary KnightCurt Doolittle consider yourself rebuked.
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I just wanted to educated the young men on how women should be adorned.
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This post was just an opening for me to soap box.Feb 14, 2019, 12:48 AMJarrod MarmaHe was a close cousin of Senator McCarthy. Excellent gene pool if you ask me.Feb 14, 2019, 2:01 AMlolz… I need a big worm to ride? Do I get a hot chick in black leather?
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 15:17:00 UTC
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(humor, via a friend) –“How come aliens only abduct white people?”
(humor, via a friend)
–“How come aliens only abduct white people?”–
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 15:14:58 UTC
Original post: https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1095702878956736513
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(humor, via a friend) –“How come aliens only abduct white people?”
(humor, via a friend)
–“How come aliens only abduct white people?”–
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 10:14:00 UTC
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Um. They even steal our GENES. 😉
Um. They even steal our GENES.
😉
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-13 08:45:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/51672145_10156982801252264_3437308411987886080_o_10156982801247264.jpg ( humor )Daniel Roland AndersonYou and your “center pivot.”😎Feb 13, 2019, 11:41 PMCharles Lamptonin the interests in conserving rope, we may have to give up compassion and short drop.Feb 14, 2019, 9:19 AM( humor )
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-12 21:04:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/51820023_10156982799962264_7118094474126819328_o_10156982799952264.jpg ( humor )Kris RueRebar is pretty cheapFeb 13, 2019, 10:29 AM( humor )
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-12 21:03:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/52097267_10156982797407264_2135740034886664192_o_10156982797387264.jpg ( humor )Daniel JacksonThank you for this message of hope.Feb 12, 2019, 10:14 PMJoAsia AryanI can’t say what I want to here on Facezuck!!!! But thank you for this!!!Feb 13, 2019, 1:53 AMJoAsia AryanMr Fed – your new nicknameFeb 13, 2019, 1:54 AMNick HeywoodI was called all sorts of names, admittedly by the zombies, for suggesting the zombie apocalypse was already here! LOL =DFeb 13, 2019, 6:18 AMSolomon VolodymyrWhat do you reckon it’s like in Equatorial Guinea?Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AMSolomon VolodymyrWhat blew my mind is that if the average IQ is 65, that means half the population is even dumber than that…Feb 13, 2019, 11:22 AMMarcel Euteneuerhow do they manage to stay alive?Feb 13, 2019, 12:53 PM( humor )
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-12 21:02:00 UTC
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photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/51704621_10156982795197264_5773146162831818752_o_10156982795192264.jpg (humor)Nick HeywoodIf it gets to the point of using Guillotines?
You’ll be able to employ armies of carpenters to build’em!Feb 13, 2019, 6:37 AMGreg Hamiltonso french…Feb 14, 2019, 12:09 AMTobias DarbyIn France the guillotines cut off all the wrong heads…Feb 15, 2019, 4:13 PM(humor)
Source date (UTC): 2019-02-12 21:01:00 UTC