Category: Personal Reflections and Diary

(Humor)

(little old lady trying to get attention. giving me smack by mumbling ridicule under her breath.)

Me: “Don’t start anything I have to finish. It always ends in tears.” (One of her favorite phrases during our childhood. It exasperates her when we quote from her parental phrase book on her.)

Her: “You and what army?”

Me: “Just me. An army of one. My name is legion and I’m many.”

Her: “Your name is wus. You’ve got nothing.”

Me: (laughing)

It’s ten minutes later and she’s still saying “wussy, wussy, woos” and “Don’t know what we’re gonna do with him, he’s a wussy, wussy wus”. “Too bad there’s no return policy.” Every now and then to distract me from working. lol Now it’s something about scotch tape, followed by giggles.

Favorite trick. Let her ask me to do something inane like put a big pot away, and move it to odd places in the house over the next 48 hours until she’s exasperated. 😉

You can outstubborn a cat if you have patience. 😉