Category: Personal Reflections and Diary

(asthma attacks really suck. seriously.)

BODYGUARDS

You now, I actually enjoy anonymity. But nothing draws attention like bodyguards. Or as we call it over here “security”.

I mean, it’s like the Ferrari. Once you realize that having one means every jackoff-nutjob is going to notice you and try to start a conversation, the emotional benefits dissipate rapidly. Same with Bodyguards. You know, it’s all well and cool to wish you could have them until you realize that it’s not really cool that you NEED them. Or it’s like being manager, director, General, CEO or President. Yeah. You know, it seems like something cool until you realize that the negatives always come very close to outweighing the positives. And that only the money makes it worth it – because you can go into hiding afterward.

The only difference here, is that the ‘Security’ is most likely a couple of guys you wouldn’t mind spending an evening with anyway. 🙂

Anyway. Sigh….

(Really do gotta stay off the alcohol. Three drinks on Thursday and I’m still not ‘all there’ today.)

(watching horror movies, at night, alone, in the dark. still works even at my age.)

Results.

So I cure the darkness thing with exercise, red meat, green veggies, whiskey before bed and avoiding coffee? Is that how it works?

If so, the avoiding coffee thing is gonna hurt… 🙂