Category: Personal Reflections and Diary

TEST IF YOU’RE A GENTLEMAN?

I do not rescue spiders – living in Seattle broke that habit. I will very infrequently dry my hair when in hurry, needs cutting, or if it’s cold. And I will compliment a woman’s performance to my closest friends even if it isn’t true – it ends inquiry in advance. Otherwise the list has nothing objectionable.

( BTW: Besides sailing a boat and riding a horse, I can also sew and tailor in a pinch, change a tire, fire any gun, bandage a wound, write a contract, and give a bit of money to the little old babushka’s on the street. The list isn’t long enough. 😉 )

http://www.countrylife.co.uk/features/the-39-steps-to-being-a-gentleman-78780

( I dunno. Some guys like puns, some drinking, and some dick and fart jokes. I like morbid absurdity. Probably the result of reeding so many Creepy and Eerie Magazines in the 60’s and 70’s. Ah… Our formative years. Nothing like a bunk, summer camp, and skipping classes to read comic books. Sigh. )