Category: Economics, Finance, and Political Economy

photos_and_videos/TimelinePhotos_SxeO6JU-xg/49346210_10156895518072264_3796733798125666304_n_10156895518062264.jpg THE ECONOMICS OF HEADS.

OK. Let’s pretend this is a serious question rather than “Maybe I can get Doolittle to laugh.”

Heads are heavy and expensive. (About ten pounds).

Scalps are light and expensive, but easy to fake.

Shrunken heads are costly to produce.

Skull pyramids are costly to produce.

Therefore shrunken heads make an exceptional substitute for a ‘gold standard’. So, buy-in for the franchise, (the number of shares you acquire) can best be paid in shrunken heads.

The skull pyramids are just status symbols that demonstrate one’s contribution to the common good.

QUIZ

For an extra ten points please explain how Inflation can be affected by shrunken-head backed currency, and how inflation can be limited.

Thanks. (lolz)Curt DoolittleThe crazy sh-t people PM is far crazier than the crazy sh-t they comment or post… lolJan 4, 2019, 7:51 PMStephen ThomasI like this economyJan 4, 2019, 7:52 PMDaniel EssShrunken head supply will increase as good times are created by hard men. Good times will inevitably produce soft men, allowing evil men to proliferate and more heads to become available. Infinite good times or unstopable inflation?Jan 4, 2019, 7:54 PMGeorg Ioslol. Post more screenshots of them!!Jan 4, 2019, 7:55 PMCurt DoolittleYou just described the business cycle I think… lolzJan 4, 2019, 7:55 PMCurt Doolittleit only encourages people… lolJan 4, 2019, 7:57 PMDustin HutchinsonInflation – mass “collection” of all types

Limitation – “collection” of specific typesJan 4, 2019, 7:58 PMCurt DoolittleSo you’re recommending multiple classes of stock? lol Interesting concept.Jan 4, 2019, 7:58 PMStephen ThomasGo on…Jan 4, 2019, 7:58 PMDustin HutchinsonRarity + disdain = higher value

Commonality + apathy = low valueJan 4, 2019, 8:08 PMJames SantagataHow are inventories accounts for? LIFO or FIFO? And for a skull business, what is the “break even point”?Jan 4, 2019, 9:05 PMDustin HutchinsonAbout 6 million…Jan 4, 2019, 9:14 PMSean Emmi’ve known many people with inflated headsJan 4, 2019, 9:15 PMCurt Doolittleyes, but how do you SHRINK them?Jan 4, 2019, 9:17 PMSean Emmi like to use lye to reduce things to their constituent components, extract, sort and fileJan 4, 2019, 9:18 PMEli HarmanThe historical method of cleaning bones was boiling. I hear taxidermists use peroxide for superior aesthetics, in 20-40% concentrations.

As far as the shrunken heads, the first step in head shrinking is generally skull removal.

So shrunken heads and skull pyramids are not mutually exclusive!Jan 5, 2019, 2:27 AMArno KælandSerious question: what length and strength is optimal for a Vlad Tepes stake?Jan 7, 2019, 5:41 AMCurt DoolittleThree feet in the ground, three feet of clearance, plus the height of the individual. So minimum twelve, preferable fifteen feet. (4.5-5.5 Meters)

Also depends upon whether it’s by anal insertion (torture) or abdominal insertion (display). lolJan 7, 2019, 8:35 AMSteven JacksonAnal torture prevents the spread of disease by locking in the feces, waste fluids run down the stake and don’t drip on those walking underneath.

Abdominal insertion allows for fluids to drip off toes and fingers potentially ruining the experience for visitors and observers.

Also, the screams ensuing from anal insertion reduce the budget for production, the tortured are loud enough acoustically, we just need to light themJan 7, 2019, 8:51 AMDarren HowellDiameter of said stake??? This is gunna tickle…🤔🤔😳😳😳Jan 8, 2019, 5:09 PMTHE ECONOMICS OF HEADS.

OK. Let’s pretend this is a serious question rather than “Maybe I can get Doolittle to laugh.”

Heads are heavy and expensive. (About ten pounds).

Scalps are light and expensive, but easy to fake.

Shrunken heads are costly to produce.

Skull pyramids are costly to produce.

Therefore shrunken heads make an exceptional substitute for a ‘gold standard’. So, buy-in for the franchise, (the number of shares you acquire) can best be paid in shrunken heads.

The skull pyramids are just status symbols that demonstrate one’s contribution to the common good.

QUIZ

For an extra ten points please explain how Inflation can be affected by shrunken-head backed currency, and how inflation can be limited.

Thanks. (lolz)