Dear God 1) Thank you for coffee. Really. I mean, you really did it with that on

Dear God
1) Thank you for coffee. Really. I mean, you really did it with that one. The whole goats having sex thing though was a strange way of telling us about it.
2) Thank you for tea. Not as wonderful as coffee, but in the afternoon with some biscuits and cream, it’s just glorious.

I mean, people are askin’ for stuff all the time. I’m pretty happy with most of the stuff we have.

Especially women.
(At least when they’re quiet).

😉