(humor) Him: “Is everyone set for our meeting Thursday morning?” Me: “Depends on

(humor)
Him: “Is everyone set for our meeting Thursday morning?”
Me: “Depends on what ‘set for’ means. I think it assumes that Wednesday night didn’t consist of bar hopping and cheap-woman shopping with competitive ass-clowning, avoiding MOST fights, and escalating into a raucous scene that results in handcuffs, spending a night in jail, court appearance, Uber rental, and massive doses of Tylenol. … But yeah. Given this boring crowd, that’s a safe assumption.” 😉