(humor) –“Telling an angry woman to calm down works as well as baptising a cat.

(humor)
–“Telling an angry woman to calm down works as well as baptising a cat.”–

BTW: Some women are really cute when they’re angry, and the cute-angry dichotomy is just, well, funny. But I can tell you from experience that grinning, then smiling, then laughing, especially if you’re doubling over, desperately trying to hide it – well, it doesn’t help matters much.