(Humor) (Sound of plow outside. Flashing yellow lights.) Me: Headphones. Vivaldi

(Humor)
(Sound of plow outside. Flashing yellow lights.)
Me: Headphones. Vivaldi. St Martin in the Fields.
little old lady: “What’s going on out there!?”
me: “The monsters are coming to eat you. I left a note. It says you’re plump and juicy.”
her: (inappropriate hand gesture)