(humor) If Little Old Lady she falls asleep in her chair, I stick a cheeto in he

(humor)
If Little Old Lady she falls asleep in her chair, I stick a cheeto in her mouth. And tell her to go to bed when she wakes up.
Her: (Wakes) You’re a bad man.
Me: Why? I because I wake you up with cheetos?
Her: (scowl)
Me: Or because I know you’ll eat them in your sleep?